I pop mine in olive oil and it definitely makes it tasty.

Archer reviewing Bond?

I’m thinking that Mr. ‘Creator of Cultural Content’ needs to get off his dead ass and swallow his pride and get a real job that pays. If you can put two words together, McDonald’s will make you a manager in 2 weeks. It sucks, but it pays the bills until you get back on your feet.

Yeah, this gives me a newfound respect for the lad. He has not given an inch. Now I want him to up the ante- I’d be happy to send him some fresh insults to use.

Kudos for hitting a bridge and not oncoming traffic. If you’re going to kill yourself, do it right. Well done sir. No pun intended...

In my experience, this is really common in houses in California. The house I live in right now has overhead lighting in the bathrooms, kitchen and one hallway only. (It does kind of suck.) I’ve also lived in multiple houses without dishwashers. And the last several places I’ve lived have had the laundry in the garage…

No, that gives her too much credit. She’s someone who’s willing to peddle the same lies about business and economics as Republicans because, to her, they’re secondary to her faith-based horseshit about gay folk and women.

To sum up:

I think season 11 has been pretty great ... surprisingly.

Fuck all of you all! The entire universe STILL owes us for SBXL... We will continue to collect on these kinds of things until the end of time...

Since when was Yellow San Francisco’s favorite taxi? You’re delusional— they were the absolute fucking worst. If you could even get them to answer the phone on a weekend night, they would often never show up or take upwards of an hour to get to the door when they said “15 minutes.” Their drivers were cranky assholes…

As a fan who went numerous Safeco and Kingdome games, I can tell you this: they called Griffey “the Kid”, but Edgar was the man.

What we see happening in China would be exactly how corporations here would behave without government regulations, safety checks, and possibilities of fines.

1 tbsp baking soda. 1 cup water. Shake.

They are so obnoxious they would have intentionally taken up 2 beams.

Apologies for not replying more promptly, I was out shoplifting lunch at the deli (Beers tonight won’t pay for themselves ya know.)

you burnt that straw man. good job!

I’m more interested in the phrase “tried to hit his mother with a hammer”. Tried. As in, was unable to.

i’m going to go to Walgreens just because of the “buy one, give one”

I mean the Itchy & Scratchy Show IS pretty violent. They fight, they bite. They bite and fight and bite. Fight fight fight. Bite bite bite.