qellaqan
Qellaqan
qellaqan

All these men are too emotional to be President.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

You think Cardinal fans are bad? Wait until Cubs fans finally taste success

As a mom in a household that goes through 4-6 boxes of Cheerios per month, I would like to see more ads featuring young white men high-fiving while doing extreme sports.

““I just realized I’m not the only athlete up here. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” — Peyton Manning”
That’s a crap comment about her appearance. I do approve of all the others.

Of course the lewdest town name in Utah is Virgin.

Cubs fans, blindly backing abhorrent losers since 1908.

Thank you!

Stein is anti-science, or at least comfortable with courting the votes of anti-science voters.

You’re acting like people don’t have legitimate critiques of Stein. Anyone who thinks they are compromising their political ideology if they vote for Hillary Clinton but is fine with voting for Stein, despite her repeated panderings to the pseudo-science folks (most notably anti-vaxxers) is kidding themselves.

You mean...something like a game that was 2-0 in the 8th inning? A game like that?

It’s always a wonder that people who don’t watch much baseball feel obligated to comment on it. Pro tip: If low scoring games thrown by great pitchers pains you so much, avoid the playoffs. They start soon.

If superlative performances aren’t “exciting”...what does count?

I would rather watch excellence with a few runs scored than a Rockies game.

“Get the fuck over yourself” is the best you can do when you know you’re wrong and don’t have much else to say -- thus, the repetition of it. It was a statement game thrown by a dominant and exciting young pitcher who averages 98mph, not some 3-2 duel between 5th starters.

It seems you accidentally commented on an article about baseball. It would help you, for background purposes, to know that damn good pitching is considered an interesting part of baseball, to people familiar with the sport.

As a non-Giants fan in the Bay Area, I am excited for an even year October without them in the playoffs, because it has gotten a little much in recent years.

“Sunday’s game was a boring 3-0 shutout loss.” A true statement if you know shit about baseball. The deliverer of that shutout loss was Alex Reyes, 22 years old, the top pitching prospect in baseball, and owner of a 101mph fastball, brutal changeup, and a 1.03 ERA.

Or how about the feigned ignorance to get out of anything? “How do I make spaghetti? So I put the water in the pot? How much? What is ‘boiling?’” I’ve found myself yelling “I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU ARE THIS INCOMPETENT” to soooo many men (my father, brother, husband, some random co-workers, etc.)

In Matt Lauer’s defense, did anyone actually think he would do well? He’s neither a political nor foreign policy wonk, he doesn’t deliver or analyze serious news on a regular basis, he’s blown several even “light” interviews in the past. I almost blame NBC more than Lauer. I mean, MSNBC’s #1 anchor and wonkyest wonk

I can't decide who I want to lose more.