“Hey, Mike—is that stick composite?”

There’s some hockey icing I can get behind.

Nobody should be worried; he’s apparently not very good at dishing out payback.

O, I am slain!

+1 dagger I see before me

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

You get all my stars today.

….Manziel partied with a fake wig

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

So do they also presume that those cheerleaders who are in school are there just to earn their MRS?

I thought it was to get around copyright infringement issues?

John Kasich: [takes credit for creating job]

That one’s obvious.

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Yeah, you can’t call people “fa**ot.” The asterisks are too hard to pronounce.

Laser tag, miniature golf, and bowling. 3 things hillrats around Clemson like doing with their girlfriends while pretending they’re spending lots of hard earned cash.

Hot Take?! Someone rack Barry!

This is his best window of opportunity.