love this!

“Kevin Brown can eat a scabbed-over dick.”

“And emeritus editor Will Leitch has some rather convincing evidence to suggest that Schilling’s political views and penchant for terrible right wing memes is the reason why.”

my god!

So the guy who rails against “Millennial Culture” is buying a team in Mallorca so he can hit on millennial chicks in EDM clubs?

Better yet, -(-1)

+1

From shitting hurler to shitty batsman in consecutive postings?

Lack of caffeine has forced the guard shifts down to 15 minutes by now. Should be easy to ambush them during the changeover.

It will be 2026 before a black man is shown a house in Scarsdale. Wonder when the media will write a story on that?

Bad news in: Evans asked for the refs to call a game in Charlotte straight-up, earning him a mandatory six-months suspension.

1926.

The geotag may claim Avon, OH but the carpet says the shot was in 1974.

“I watched the movie three times in four days, ...”

I thought Rudy Giuliani had cornered the 9/11 playbook?

The current President and the front-runner for next President are certainly neocons.

Our allies. The neocons tell us so.

Eat dick yourself, Johnny Reb.

I’d never seen anyone beg for more merch to buy. But this is the internet home of masturbatory faggotry so I just moved on.