Whomona?

I ran decathlon in college, and jav is one of the events. The throwing motion is similar to a outfielders throwing motion, but mixed a little bit with throwing a football. It puts a ton of strain on your elbow, and decathletes/heptathletes (like this girl) have other events to worry about; multi-eventers don’t…

I noticed there are a not very many fans of college football and basketball on staff, which leads to not a lot of coverage on those sports unless its about paying players or horrible things done by the institutions (Which is fair). Is this because not many of you went to Power-5 schools (Big Ten, SEC, etc.)? Or that…

Newt Gingrich, the villainous toad

No. There shouldn’t be nuts in any baked goods.

I don’t like IPAs because they taste like battery acid. I WAS FIRST ON THE HATING IPAS BANDWAGON

Is the following take hot: IPAs have become, without a doubt, the Miller Lite order of the guy who thinks he has woke tastes in craft beer at the bar?

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Sporty was, and will always be, the best one. (Ginger was cool too)

Wow very rude to Sporty, who legitimately has the best voice of any of them.

You think you’re going to have remorse now? You haven’t even seen remorse. <— would have liked this said to her during her sanctions hearings.

But the court room is recorded. I don’t understand how these dickish judges keep assuming they’ll never get caught.

It’s probably too much to want his husband to be played by Kal Penn.

I LOVE LUANN AND THAT SHE LOVES TO SLEEP AROUND AND LOVES LOVE! her special was amazing. i’m sure she has an open relationship with this guy NEWAY

The book in question was The Emperor’s New Clothes. When asked for comment, Greg Gerber didn’t give a flying fuck that it was originally published in the 1800s.

HAHA are you me?

She tried to make it NICE!!!!

If it helps I started talking about this to my roommates yesterday and dinner and they stared at me like I had grown three heads. LOOK I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME AT WORK AND JEZEBEL IS THE ONLY SITE I LIKE TO READ CAUSE THE COMMENTERS ARE COOL

Re: diamonds every day.