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WTF even is this?

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

How do you switch fandom within the division, U-Haul or no U-Haul? That’s like divorcing your wife and marrying her sister.

Infiltrate? Sounds, uh, aboveboard.

*South Carolina.
Sorry, we don’t get to claim much in the way of good things down here in Charleston.

Bobby Finger

That’s right. DWS is a criminal mastermind who strategically flipped the board of elections in all 50 states. YOU WERE ROBBED MAAAAAAAN.

And wouldn’t we all be criticizing the DNC if they hadn’t had an early strategy? I know I would.

I hated Don the entire time he was on the show and then it turned to a rage of fire at every mention of the character after he dumped Robin. How could he do that to our girl?! I am one of the few people that actually thought Robin and Barney made a hell of a lot of sense and I hated what they did to Barney at the end

Goddamn

I ride my bike to the store to get alcohol, which I feel is a much better use for a bicycle than whatever the hell this is.

Oh my gosh. It IS cat food.

Dad?

Somehow, I immediately thought of these two.

“A month before she won her final championship, in 2008, Ms. Summitt dislocated her shoulder while shoving a raccoon off the deck of her home in Knoxville, then tried for two hours to reset her shoulder before calling a doctor.”

Rebel Wilson looks fantastic. Absolute perfection for the event. Tasteful and ladylike, with just a touch of edge in the jacket details, and flawlessly fitted. The shoes are great, too; dressy, but she can walk on grass in them. Coveting the whole ensemble! And I’ll take her tailor’s number while we’re at it.