Stop conflating sports and nationalism??!?!?

I will never ever ever work for a publicly traded company again.

I feel like I’m going to get a lot of mileage out of this gif between now and November 7th.

Unfortunately, if trump is elected I don’t think anywhere in the world will be safe.

This line of inquiry verges heavily into philosophy.

I really love Brian Williams and I'm pissed he was such an idiot. He was by far my favorite after Peter Jennings retired (who i fell in love with during 911 coverage. Rip :(. )

Shit, I’d much rather have B-Wills back than Matt Lauer. Brian Williams at least had some sort of ability to work as a journalist-as long as he wasn’t talking about himself, which shouldn’t be a big part of journalism anyway.

Counterpoint- I’ve always said I want to be management, because I don’t want to work for a living.

My favourite manager ever did nothing all day but look at jokes on the internet and forward them to everyone he knew.

i refresh deadspin at least 10 times in between posts just to see if there are new ones. i have nothing better to do whilst “working”

Until Shkrelli plays the tape of Sebastian Stan killing Robert Downey Jr’s parents.

The actual statue of Cap could beat the shit out of Shikrelli

Those exact thoughts give me the greatest comfort.

10/10 would watch.

Miles would be perfect casting for Lochte in a dark, dramatic 2 hour movie about what really went down that night in Rio.

From over the weekend and because Jezspin shall never die:

Is their first round pick out for the year yet? No Jaguars season really starts until the fifth overall pick blows out his knee.

Blake Bortles has more wrinkles than Auburn's offense.