Its like Fox started sponsoring Toddlers in Tiaras. 

It’s like Homecoming Weekend at Tea Party High School.

How do they do Fashion if they can’t turn to the left?

So the U.S. conservatives do fashion about as well as they do comedy.

This is the whitest shit I have ever laid my eyes on, including my own skin.

An aural assault. I’m having to take a day Xanax.

How could it possibly get worse? (Answer: turn on the volume.)

Oh for fucks sakes. Almost noon and its too early for this. Its always too early for this. Fuck them all. 

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shut up both of you

He made that particular promise in August of 2016. It’s been almost 2 years, that press conference will be called any day now....

He made that particular promise in August of 2016. It’s been almost 2 years, that press conference will be called any day now....

Here’s Melania defending birtherism:

The governor of South Carolina is “tough on borders”? What borders? The one with North Carolina?

The only good thing from the past 24 hours or so was watching all the people ranting about “TRUMP’S HANDS ARE TIED HE HAS TO FOLLOW THE LAW IT’S CONGRESS’S FAULT AND OBAMA’S” suddenly go quiet after the EO.

I am at minimum fifteen years more tired and sad than I was last summer.

oh my god, Charlottesville wasn’t even a year ago.

““I signed a very good executive order yesterday but that’s only limited. No matter how you cut it, it leads to separation ultimately,”

This presidency is hideous.