Welcome back, Muck. We’ve missed you and your insightfulness.
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Shut up Jimmy Idiot Fallon, no one cares.
Holy shit, people...what the fuck have y’all been doing down there? The Code 45* team takes a few days off and we come back to this? On the other hand, it was good to see that the cannabis bill passed the Senate up here while we were away. (Did you know that the bill is called C-45?!? Hardly surprising, given the…
Tell the journalists who are still so polite to him and his administration. The other day on CNN Wolf Blitzer was bending over backwards and kissing the ass of the director of ICE: “Thank you for your service,” “I know you’re about to retire, I commend you for your long years of hard work.” Fuck off.
Does the settlement come out of an insurance policy, or city coffers? If its an insurance policy, at some point some actuary in a grim cubicle with a stress ball and kitten pictures is going to figure out that insuring police departments is a bad risk and either jack up the rates to “unaffordable” or yank the policy.…
Day after day, the scariest thing in this column is the number of likes/retweets bestowed on President Poopfinger’s batshit drivel.
“Brave men and women of DHS”
goddamnit. The US has had open borders for the vast majority of the years in which we’ve been a country. The “porous” border we had up until the 70s facilitated circular migration with relatively few permanently settled undocumented immigrants. He is so fucking clueless it is giving me hypertension.
Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?
Please fuck off forever, Ivanka. People see you.
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Remember the teenage girl who got dragged by police at a pool party? Well, she’s getting her money and her own pool…
Affidavits filed in April claims that migrant children in a taxpayer-funded facility with a history of abuse…
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That intern has bigger balls than all the Dems on Capitol Hill put together!
“Daddy what are we going to do about this?”
The Trump administration, its brutality truly limitless, is detaining babies and toddlers who have been forcibly…
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She undoubtedly wanted to go to the Beer Garden, you know, to be with her sort of people. But they closed early today. Maybe next time...
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Well in fairness, Kelly and Miller can’t really go out in the sunlight safely, on account of them being vampires who feast on the blood of young children.....speaking of which, that’s probably why they’re taking the children away. They require lots of blood sacrifices
Kirstjen Nielsen may not have had time to listen to the Pro Publica audio of tiny children screaming for their parents, but she did take time to go out for dinner to a MEXICAN RESTAURANT in DC. A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.