YES. Imagine, for a moment, that the FBI investigation confirms and/or finds something really bad on Kavanaugh. Who is going to take the heat? THE FBI, which already gets torched on the regular by the Trump WH. Yes, Flake will get some grumbles, but the tinfoil hat crowd will be completely revved up against the FBI as…

This narrative / mindset gets tons of traction in the (white) Evangelical Christian circles as well. Are you Unhappy because you’re not an actual martyr?  Just DECLARE yourself to be one!! 

Some exercise video somewhere: Feel that in your abs? Those are the Most Biting Sanctions ever!   

Velcro still seems to work.  Other than that, I can’t really think of anything.

IMPORTANT:  Teach them to be white! 

Yeah! Where was their outrage when that priest ordered Pazuzu out of Linda Blair’s character in The Exorcist?  Poor bastard didn’t even get a free cheese plate!  

I seem to remember 45 promising during the campaign that Melania’s VERY LEGIT immigration process would be fully revealed in a press conference that “she” was going to hold. It never happened. C’mon FLOTUS: time to be best.  

Excellent question and unfortunately I don’t know about how things work in TX. In my home state, (Mississippi) some municipalities (or other governmental entities) have insurance policies, while many participate in a “plan” where governmental entities pay into a risk pool of money, set up under the state Tort Claims…

True. But as to the large page-count on his call logs/texts, I’m gonna be really irked if it turns out Cohen only sent like ten text messages, and they were all in 850-point Papyrus font.

and even more especially if 45 had been holding a latte and was trying to use the cup to cover a glob of Dijon Bronzer.

My next neck tatt.

Let it out. Oh, the things I have shouted into my pillows (to avoid scaring the fuck out of the cat).

That’s the SECOND wave of Ambien litigation . . . Ambien causes racism.

I know. This is going to take Ambien litigation in a whole new direction. Have you or a loved one been thrown out of work due to someone else’s alleged Ambien-infused tweeting? Call us now! 1-800-UHH-OKAY.

Starred, in part, for “foisting.”

Okay, but only because you asked.

Silver lining: If you google “Who is Bill Falwell” you get directed to 46 whitepages records. So, apparently it is safe to assume he is still basically screaming into a ham radio in his (or his mom’s) basement. What bugs me is that this is EXACTLY the sort of person CNN would comb the sticks for to find as a talking…

Just spitballing, but is there any possibility that Trump chose “SPYGATE” to further nurse his grudge against long-defunct Spy Magazine, where he was first correctly identified as a short-fingered vulgarian?

Preach.

. . . which is what SPYGATE was set up to pry into— the SPACE FORCE.