Needing to finesse your language so that you’re arguing semantics of whether you are or aren’t acting like the Nazis means that your policies are shit and that you’re a complete failure as a human being.

Last post of this kind, today, I promise.

““Border Patrol confiscates all personal items from everyone. They take hairbands, they take shoelaces, they take belts, they take money, they take wedding rings, they take all personal items. They took the shoelaces from the children.”

“Congress and the courts created this problem and Congress alone can fix it,” she lied. “The children are not being used as a pawn and we’re trying to protect the children which is why I’m asking Congress to act,” she lied. “The voices most loudly criticizing the enforcement of our current laws are those whose…

Trump can’t have it both ways: blaming the Democrats for being “weak on immigration” - while simultaneously blaming them for this policy (his) as necessary.

So, in a recap, the creepy in human troll Steven Miller happily says the zero-tolerance policy was put in place as a deterrent. Then, Jeff Sessions uses the bible to justify the policy which Trump will, soon enough, start calling “democrat policy” tho “it could end in an hour if you give me my wall”.

He’s using the same domestic abuser’s handbook as Trump. “These evil immigrants made me pursue them at absurdly dangerous speeds. I had no choice in the matter. I had to chase them at 100 mph on public roads.” Since any negative outcome is “their fault,” he can do whatever he wants.

I think it may be the case that before long asylum seekers will try to make their way to Canada.

I believe that it’s 700+ pages of just the dates, times and numbers.

I hope it’s Comic Sans. Or Chiller. They both seem apt.

Guys, c’mon. Does this look like a guilty person who absolutely did not just shit his pants?

On a happier note, FCOTUS’s latest attempt at a trans ban for the military got slapped down again:

Though Republicans expected Trump’s support on two competing immigration bills, Trump now says he won’t sign the compromise bill

well yes, but it was just a joke! A funny funny joke about how he wishes he was a supreme leader who could execute his enemies! Haha?

Eh, depends on time-frame. 700 pages in the last year, huge. 700 over his entire career that he’s owned a cellphone? Not so much.

Didn’t Trump today also say he just wants “his people” to stand up and listen when he speaks like KJU...

...so, like...one hour ago, the Department of Homeland Security warned that North Korea just initiated a massive cyber-attack against the US. So...you know: