Then he typed into Google: “Is Google down?”

I love this.

There should definitely be a blog / sub-reddit, something for: Trump-induced nightmares. Hell, there probably is one.

Several beers in, I read your first sentence as “He’s ready to go to Mars. . . “ I like your version better, but I’m wondering if “He’s ready to go to Mars” would make that much difference at this point?

So true. I remember the first college professor who told our lit class: “’Reality’ is not necessarily ‘realistic’ or ‘realism.’” I didn’t care. But here the FUCK we are.

I’m reading this before bedtime every night for the foreseeable future. Well, anyway, every night until the end times.

I think you mean Hillary and former KING Obama, which is all everyone at FoxNews kept yammering about. Pardoning yourself? Nah, that’s not KING stuff at all.

No offense taken! As a native and mostly lifelong resident of MS, I always know that MS isn’t a destination for anyone, ever. Malpractice premiums have (believe it or not) actually decreased, though it took some time after med-mal tort reform passed back in ‘04. MS is not the “jackpot justice” state it once had the…

Starred, in part, for Grandpa Funk.

Only anecdotal, but this shortage is a very real problem in Mississippi. It’s not any BS liability scare issue either; we’ve had tort reform for over a decade here that shortened the statute of limitations on med mal claims and capped the damages. Liability insurance is NOT the issue. The OB-GYN and labor/delivery…

Ford Broncos. They’re re-introducing them in a couple of years (I’m not kidding). I’m an OLD, so I well remember watching the original footage of the Ford Bronco “chase” with two attorneys who were busy defending Ford on rollover cases at the time. All they kept saying was “Please don’t roll over . . . Please don’t…

Would pay to see. Hell, I’ll do the pay-per all by myself. Everyone’s invited.

In the second verse, do we find out that instead of robot friends, Sessions made himself little rag dolls of Union and Confederate combatants?

Agree it is hilarious, and also makes me HUNGRY for: The next time Sarah Huckabette Sanders says “I don’t know” in response to a question about Trump, I hope some reporter will follow up with “Do you think Hope Hicks would know the answer?”

Even the civil rights stuff? I know I was just rage-stroke spitballing with ideas, but damn I wish there was something that would add more jail time for all the involved “grownups.”

I hope these two ghost girls in blue dresses terrify the fuck out of Kaplan every night he is in prison.

Yeah, because federal civil forfeiture is a higher priority than selling young girls into sexual slavery. Yes, I know this is probably a state criminal statute involved here, (Bucks County judge doing the sentencing ) but we have federal kidnapping statutes that have been around since around the time Charles…

SAME. Fucking Defcon-5 incoming Night Gawker story here. HORRIBLE IN EVERY WAY.

This is deluxe Trump Word Salad; as though someone took English words, used Google Translate to morph it into “Sarah Palin,” then fed it back through “Donald Trump,” and printed the results. I feel so bad for any court reporter who has ever had to transcribe his babble. But may there be more to come in the future!

I (sincerely) admire your interest and your efforts, even though I was being my usual jackass self about “recipes.” I can- in a very rudimentary, sort of cub scout trapped in the woods way- “cook” enough to keep myself from starvation; but it’s all stressful as hell to me. I am constantly amazed at people who can…