First: Fuck cancer forever.

You should consider subscribing to those “Bible News” supplemental updates. Some great recipes in there.

See, this is what pisses me off. I have to now stop putting Sharpie- “ “ around the word TRUMP on every pro-Trump bumper sticker I can get to. “Thanks,” “Trump!”

My oldest daughter once turned Trump up on the tv when he was speaking and reported that her cats bounced around the room in “psychotic catnip” mode. It was the last time she ever did that shit, she loves her cats. So maybe Trump lives in CRAZY CAT WORLD!!!!!!

THANK YOU for causing me think of the very idea of J. Beauregard Sessions as being red-faced because he took some Viagra. But my guess is his tough-guy (red-faced) expression is the one he puts on every day as he fantasizes about time travel and imagines himself yelling racial epithets at the first black students to…

I use a juicer. (nothing fancy) Helps the hate go down more quickly.

No puppet! No puppet! He’s the animatronic puppet!

Is this a B.J. and the Bear reference? Oh my god I love it either way.

Picture 2 from above (twitter photo courtesy Jennifer Epstein:) I knew Pence would not be able to help himself from touching something.

I knew there had to be a catch!

Thank you. I worried that it was still a problem. Time for the Google-street-view-cam cars; you know, “until we can figure out what the hell is going on.” Maybe if someone pitches it to 45 that way, it’ll catch on. *Sigh*

Yes, that is decidedly a good thing, re the restroom stops and such.

Additional questions: What was she wearing? Was it “pajamas” or more like something hooker-ish? Was what she was wearing distracting? Did what she was wearing make it more difficult for you to effectively do your job? Did you interpret her “funny” accent as and indicator that she was on PCP?

Admitting up front that I am an OLD and I don’t know how comparatively modern dash-cams / interior cams / body cams work in terms of whether they instantly upload to somewhere centrally or not. But in ye olde days, dash-cam video used to randomly disappear all the time. ALL THE TIME.

Hope you used a burner for your review.

I’m sure President Trump will make it all better with a phone call to the Australian Prime Minister. Trump has a great, tremendous history of working things out on the phone with “the Australia People.” “Really, tremendous, tremendous people.”

Reminds me of the Pistol-Packin’-Home-Depot-Property-Theft-Patrol. That was certainly some righteous public parking lot BLAZING. But honestly doesn’t sound much different than what happened with this case.

Something something NRA and Police Unions. But I like the idea.  

Underrated comment, no matter how many stars you get. Here, have another.

First: This story is objectively horrible; I’m just sorry this person is gone.