Farts are silly and always will be. :)
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Oh man, I remember that scene! It was a bit much, but I didn’t faint and hurt myself.
In high school as part of our schools show choir we went and did a team building exercise that included a high ropes course. Even though I am terrified of heights normally, I was fine with this course due to the fact that we had the harnesses to tie yourself to the wires. Anyway, I did the first 90% of the course…
Well, yeah, it was a good show. But... ::cough cough:: parents said mine were better.
Summer 1974, I was 13 and at ‘sleep away’ camp for the first time. I loved camping, saved my own money and made the arrangements to go, 400 miles away. In heaven!
the BIGGEST shart of your life? How many times have you sharted?
your story is excellent. I cringed for 9-year-old you
I feel like I’ve heard this story before...
Sounds like she’d be a great drama director, tho
I’ve got a few of my own, but I’m telling my brother’s because it’s/he’s fucking boss.
When I was 12, a friend invited me to a free summer camp. Since my family could not afford sleep away or day camps; this was my only chance of living my camp anawanna dream. However, I had no idea that this camp was free because it was being put on by her crazy christian baptist church. The camp was awful. On the…
I went to day camp every summer until I was 14 and generally loved it. When I was about nine (so 1996, for reference), my favorite outfit was a shiny purple shirt that had Tweety Bird on it and matching white shorts that also had Tweety Bird on them. One day when I was wearing this outfit at camp, I thought I need to…
God, I have stories up the wazoo from eight years of working as a camp counselor, but there’s one that really stands out.
My first year working at sleep-away camp, we did this training activity where everyone had to talk about a time that we felt “other” or ostracized. The new Drama Director (18 or 19 years old) told…
I did a couple of stints of camp-counseling in high school. That was where I realized I was going to become a teacher, so I am forever grateful. A group of college age counselors approached me and asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. When I told them that I planned to go into film, they told me, sorry, you are…
Girl scout camp in the 90s. We were supposed to be orienteering, and my troop went rogue when we named ourselves the amazons, found a ken doll, and sacrificed it in the name of feminism. Yes, I was a misandrist before it was cool
I never apologize for farting. I have a bit of a grudge about it. I was once sent outside of class for farting because everyone started making fun of me and it disrupted class. So I got sent out. Farts are natural, and while I try to be polite about them, I’ll never be sorry.
I will admit that I am not graceful, pretttty much the opposite of that and I think it stems from my total lack of balance. When I was 13 my bestfriend and I went to summer camp, and in addition to the normal swimming, horseback riding and hiking they also had this really intense ropes courses. One of them is you put…
My mom put one of these guys up a few years after she got divorced. I found out this Christmas that she slept with him. (He was hot, go Mom!)
I passed out and fell on the ground while sitting with my team at a picnic table. Nobody noticed and I got back up and sat down. I left camp with poison ivy, the flu, and chicken pox, and nobody was my friend.