White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

Hmmm these covers are okay. But could we get a blond white woman to put on some brown face and recreate them so we can truly see how beautiful these ladies are?

I don’t control shit.

I guess we should just be grateful, sit down and shut up till we win again in 2045!

we are person

Dang. Was really hoping this would be my year. Oh well; try, try again.

She’s a beautiful woman and they make her look like an ad for brain damaged people with double chins.

Well, they’ve never gone wrong giving it to a German chancellor before.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

Australia doesn’t acknowledge the burger monarchy.

Right? My disqus (????? Ew) account is already up and running in anticipation.

Whoppers on 1000 mile journeys!!! Is that part real???!

A nude Australian man’s whopper.

Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

Pregnant. About a month ago we went to our nephew’s marching band competition and I literally spent the entire time trying not to cry because I was so impressed by these high school kids who I do not even know. Kept it together though! Then the next morning I was telling my SIL how truly impressive I thought the kids…

Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.

When I was in my first trimester with my daughter, my boss said something moderately critical to me at 8:30 a.m. and I proceeded to cry until about 3:00. I couldn’t stop. I splashed cold water on my face, I gave myself stern talking-tos in the ladies’ room. I even called my best friend and made her tell me jokes.…

I was 15 and my dad shaved his mustache - he’s had it ever since I was born. I saw that he had shaved it and burst into tears (lol). He let it grow back.

I FORSEE NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.