*peak Snake person

No one should make tay tay show her ta tas.

if we can I am not wasting it on Taylor Swift

I believe the precedent for this sort of thing was set in the landmark 2013 Bears vs. That Hot Guy on the subway who is either always going to or coming from the Gym ruling.

bad fp. no cookies.

y u gotta be usin lawyers

wait, we can DO THAT

I must have missed that season of Dexter.

I think I already do?

I’m way late to the show, but the worst thing I ever saw was a pilot’s knee stop jiggling.

I once saw a lady whip out a bag of lettuce leaves to eat on a flight. I don’t know why, but I found it an odd snack. She kept gesturing to her flying partner with them, too. Full romaine leaves.

This is more weird than gross, but once on a delayed transatlantic flight, there was a little old Asian lady in the seat in front of me. She had a ziploc baggy with an ear of corn in it, and she spent the entire time we were waiting on the tarmac picking the kernels off one by one and eating them.

45 minute flight from Nashville to Cincinatti. I was sitting in C, and B was fingering A. Not only gross, but I was getting elbowed repeatedly.

Not gross like the other examples but gross to me anyway. Last Christmas I spent 3 hours on a plane beside a middle-aged couple and their ~ 12 year old son and watched out of my periphery for the first two hours as the mom aggressively massaged the hands, arms, head and neck of the boy. For the final hour, she propped…

My best friend and I have a tradition of giving each other really useless things for birthdays. This year she sent me The Spiralizer.

I try not to keep useless stuff in my kitchen, but I do have a large hand painted ceramic bowl that I want to trash. Except I can’t because my grandmother COMMISSIONED the damn thing for me. It has SPRINGER SPANIELS painted on it. One of which is sitting in an easy chair reading a law book.

Neither my wife nor I like grapefruit and we haven’t had a grapefruit in our house in at least five years, but that doesn’t keep us from having a set of stupid little spoons specifically for eating grapefruit.

I inherited one of these spoons from a roommate. It cuts the shit out of your hand if you try and use it.

DAMN DARRELL YOU NAMIN’ NAMES! NAME ON NAMERFUCKER.

I would be Peggy here. (We should all be Agent Carter, always).