Came here looking to post most dangerous wienerdog alive video. Was not disappointed.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

I don’t know if it makes it better or worse, but she stayed out of delusion. She wanted to marry Hefner, and had a bunch of plastic surgery to look like his perfect woman. This tell-all is definitely a big “fuck you” to him for claiming he’d never get married again when he was with her, then proceeding to give someone…

Man. It has to be a real bummer dating someone for money. Who would have thought that relationship was not going to even handed?

when you find out your parents will be visiting for the weekend

So she has a family member infestation.

A coworker originally from Montana pronounces parmesan as “par-MEE-zin.” I went on a work trip for a week with her in April and she said it at least once a day (due to never having enough of it on any of her meals). My eye twitches a little bit when she says it.

This is just as bad as people who pronounce penne as “penny pasta.” WTF?!

I have a friend who’s originally from RI. She thinks it’s weird that everyone in MA says “aunt,” as she feels it sounds snobby.

Lol wtf yall ain’t from Georgia

There’s an episode of the walking dead where someone says pehkan instead of peecan. Lol wtf yall ain’t from Georgia

Trying to decide whether I’d let that person operate on me or just surrender to the brain tumor.

I feel the same way about the ant vs. aunt debate. I have aunts. I do not have insectoid relatives.

My best friend is beginning her neurosurgery internship in the fall and ademantly calls it a “Reesee cup.”

“KARL-MAL?!” WTF?!

Reese’s is easy. You should see the battles fought over cara-mel and karl-mal that have been fought in my house.

This is the ideal possible response.

Say you have a friend named Reese.

Yeah, you can take your oppression Olympics right the fuck on out of here, thanks.

WTF is a sterling silver straw used for?! Is this the new silver spoon?