I’m assuming that old naked people didn’t seem like much of a threaten, and the ability to carry concealed was pretty low. Wasn’t it in Kansas that cop that wasn’t a cop, but made a bunch of donations then shot a guy because he mixed up his taser and his gun was 73?

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district atto... Wait, how did that guy get in here? Where are his pants? OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT ALLIGATOR?!!” *static*

Alternately, your idea could just be called “Law & Order: Florida”

I guard against this by never ordering the Gratuity off the menu.

Only junkies “need” something.

I used to just walk in the back area, like, stomp my feet for 5 seconds, and go back out there with a grin on my face.

Anyone working in the service industry should have realized years ago that the days of a relatively private meltdown, witnessed only by a few customers or staff, are over. As someone who’s worked in retail and at a coffee-serving bodega in the past, I can say that if you get to the point where you feel your life is…

I really don’t see that as passive aggressive. “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you.” Ok. You’re sorry - legit apology. That’s normal. Also, you didn’t hear the person. That’s a statement of fact and lets them know that it was unintentional. That’s cool and a normal thing to say and makes sense. “You don’t have to yell”…

That’s what you took away from this? She didn’t have to yell. That’s insane. If telling someone that is passive aggressive, then I don’t know what kind of VIP treatment you think this barista deserves when she’s literally humiliating customers for no reason.

***McMuffin.

100% real... I feel like they wanted to say 100% real beef but legally couldn’t so they made up the annoying significant other gag to interrupt before he could make that claim. Also, why is this even the Hamburglar? He’s not stealing burgers, he’s not doing anything Hamburglar-y. WHY?

He looks like he’s from a McDonald’s porn parody. Next thing you know, he’ll be stuffing Grimace’s muffin.

Would still do.

I’m more disturbed by the fact that, in the two other commercials they have on YouTube, he has a kid. I’m only left with the conclusion that the Hamburglar has had sex. And now, I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like I was told to not think about pink elephants, except with a naked man climaxing by yelling “ROBBLE!”

Oh, thank God, it’s not just me.

Is that Kevin Federline? Because he’s definitely got a Kevin Federline vibe to him.

That’s a rill stupid commercial, but he’s hot. I am now pro Hamburgler solely for face sitting reasons.

KFC is actually terrible in America, although I’ve heard from multiple people that, for some baffling reason, it is WAY better in other countries. As far as ethically-sourced...um...no? That’s...where are you getting that from?

Why is that in every part of the world McDonalds is the synonym of very bad fast food? Here in Bulgaria McD is also loosing ground at a fast pace, with the only saving grace that families must go there for the toys. They are just an empty voids for the most parts, with the exceptions of some prime locations they have…

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