Hmm how about funniest?

Now I tell the story of Vlad the Destroyer (not his real name):

Vehicle sent to dealership for a steering recall fix...

"Steering wheel was pulling to the left"

I really hope a buddy of mine posts his story and some photos, He's an Audi mechanic and recently had to rewire a newish car because mice think that Audi wiring is the best tasting stuff on earth.

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

Dude hates Twilight more than most of us do

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

Dumbest sober moment of my life - easy.

I'm starting with the man in the mirror (Ooh!)

As a native of New Haven, I don't even know where to begin. First, Pinkham, thank you for acknowledging our pizza is the best, as if that were even debatable. BUT if you are going to state that our pies are traditionally not made with red sauce (which is only partly true, more on that infra), you cannot omit clam as a…

Ah yes of course. Well then, very good art Miley.

Regular art films include gratuitous sex to seem edgy. So to make Porn art films edge, you take away the sex (and it becomes an incisive critique of suburbian ennui or something).

He does Alpha shit, like catch STDs in the fucking eye (how in the fuck does that happen?) and go to prison for beating up a woman. I bet he talks about his "personal relationship with Jesus" a lot too. His spirit is swole too, now, bro.

Still the single worst Tinder pic ever:

The correct term is "pooping in a urinal." Language moves slowly, Drew, and hasn't yet caught up with modern civilization in this regard.

I swear, I think my Mom waited for me to get distracted in Meijer when I was little. Every time she'd take me there, I'd lose sight of her, and after what seemed like FOREVER of wandering around the store looking for her, I'd have to go crying to the lady at the front of the store to call her name over the speaker…

My parents were kind of overprotective, and as a result now I have Lost Kid Anxiety on the behalf of OTHER people and their kids. (I have none.) Sometimes I go on vacations with a friend and her whole brood, and she could not possibly give less of a fuck where they go. We hit the beach and they scatter in every…

Re: deli meat. You know what's the fucking best? When they overshoot by .12 or so and then take a little off the top to get the weight under the amount you ordered. And then they drop that last slab back on top. Free meat!!