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Maybe they need to vent. Telling angry or upset people to calm down is kinda fucked up.

McDonald’s, for their part, is denying this entire incident took place, and that both Farrow and the homeless man were served.

I couldn’t tell ya, but I’m pretty sure if you make it to 73 as a cop you automatically become “sheriff.”

Suuuuuuure. It’s “adrenaline” flowing. COUGH 15 ESPRESSO SHOTS COUGH

Why would you hire a 71-year-old security guard?? #florida

Does she have a unibrow?

It’s the eye BALLS.

She looks like a Squirtle.

Don’t you mean Chip-ole-tay?

No. Fuck you.

Love my naked pizza parties with Nathan Fillion... Woah, did I say naked? How did that happen?

Aymehn Sistur!

RANCH ABUSE!

In middle school, when I tired of PB sandwiches (yes, just PB), I would make MARGARINE sandwiches. Yes, just white bread and Canola Harvest. I was a weird kid.

Somebody is a very gullible saleswoman!

Your wife sounds awesome!

I've only heard good thinks about Lenny Kravitz.

Don’t you mean Ross?

DONE!