I secretly fear I am one of these.

THE POWER OF DRAG!!!!

OMG

You lied to me!!!!!

Kinja Deals - single-handedly supporting the IR Thermometer industry.

Scout's honor! n|||n

It's like their copywriter just gave up at the end. "Super spicy, super tasty." What does that have to do with BDSM?

Does the tongue have a tongue?

Why did she think you didn't have the right?

(lol)

FREE CURRY!

Face-cupping... Please tell me this is not going to become a word trend among domestic abusers and their defense attorneys.

Tost!

R u dead tho? But seriously, do you read Kitchenette? It's a BCO reference.

TURTLE KILLER!!!

I LOVE GROSS! POST! No, just kidding, but I'm very curious...

Until it goes through you and you have to wiz!

YOU CAN'T STOP ME. Mine was bar soap. I still use it occasionally, just very, very carefully.

Apparently conditioner works, though! My ex was talking to me while I was taking a shower, and said, "Hey we're low on conditioner so don't use any of beat off." I replied, "I... don't? Ever?"

I guess my burning urethra was because I was masturbating with soap, which also sounds stupid.