And every one of those poor kids grew up to be virgins...
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Did you comment on the last PC about quitting your comedic wrestling bunsiness? If not, that is quite the coincidence. I hadn't heard of comedic wrestling until reading that post last night, and now twice in two days? I gotta see me some of this shit!
The burning urethra... I think everyone has been there.
I've done almost the exact same thing! Grabbed the railing on a switchback staircase with concrete stairs, swung around, and thunk'd my head on the side of one of the concrete stairs. Gah! I am still not sure if I got a concussion.
Skilled!
I was in a park in Paris, climbing on some rocks to get a good photo of the city below, when I lost my balance. As I'm falling, I realize I am going to damage my mom's vintage 35mm camera that my father gave to her as a way-too-expensive gift when they were young and had no money. Rather than damage what was…
This is peak yogurt.
Who is Lourdes?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
There is a Starbucks-like coffee chain in Germany called Balzac's.
My co-worker, who I would describe as "senior*," once said to me as I was preparing my morning coffee, "Making one of your milkshakes?" As in, coffee with cream and sugar...? Apparently, if you add ANYTHING to coffee it becomes a milkshake.
Why the fuck is he even writing about them ??? ? ?????????? ?????? "Golly, I wonder what Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage is like. I know! I'll ask Mike Huckabee, Leading Expert on Pop Star Relationships!"
You were all, "THESE BABIES ARE ENOUGH!!"
The fact that you had a handle of Maker's Mark and a 2-liter ginger beer... So funny.
Shitting yourself always counts.
On the upside, now you know your worth: a small baggy of cocaine!
So sexy.
I can so relate to this story. Also, one time (not on NYE and not on molly) I was kicked out of a club for sleeping, and my friends didn't want to leave yet. One of them safety-pinned her phone number to my jacket and when she came out of the club later I was asleep on a homeless cardboard...