"Good mornTing!" Okay everyone, Oprah is officially on meth and "looking" on Grindr.

In a way, it's kinda of funny. Using peoples' ignorance against them. I would be a part of the AIDS Demolition Crew for sure.

I wish every celebrity would make this face all the time.

Yes, but if you buy an advertising package then those health scores mysteriously disappear from your restaurant's page!

Curdled sweat.

Salonhad? Salonpiece? Coincidence?

cummfy coutch

Mmm shitburgers.

Me too! I'm dead.

Totally. He can touch my butt any time!

Put these breadsticks inside of you until you can't do that thing anymore.

super jizzy-looking

The only instance where I can get behind "unfucking."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eventually it will come full circle, with Doritos Doritos. The only Doritos that aren't some crazy ass experiment.

They sell the green tea Kit Kats in Walgreen's here in SF.

But that's where my fingers are supposed to go... :(

Ranch jokes on Kitchenette hold a special place in my heart.

I knew that her bassist was from Oakland and that she lived there when she recorded fer mixtape. Didn't know she was still a resident. I'll keep my eyes peeled. ;) GARBUS!!!!

Tune-yards! I'm seeing her next week in Oakland.