That’s one of those words I can’t fully remove from my vocabulary.

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

I like your dueling personalities. One week we have Kristen, the luxo-yacht owning high class lady, and then there’s this.

Agreed. I think there are much stronger critiques of her than “maybe-hooker/gold-digger who landed a rich fuckwit”. She went to bat for the whole “Obama is a secret Kenyan!”, lies about her accomplishments, and is complicit while partially living off of taxpayers and generally being disdainful of even superficial…

Agreed. If Melania is our enemy, it’s not because of her sexual history. Listen to yourselves, guys.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

I await these articles every week just to have a good laugh. Thanks, Kristen.

For me it’s sitting in my car with the windows open and hearing an awful mechanical noise and then wondering if it’s my car or not and then it turns out it was the next car over and then they drive away taking that nightmarish noise with them phew it wasn’t me.

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

i disagree

I would kill to work somewhere with a nap room.

Look man.... I don’t like it any more than yo do, but I’m in too deep at this point. Two...okay three more videos and then after launch, no one will talk about this car ever again. I promise :D

Now just add “Rescue 911" and “20/20" and my Friday nights from age 11-15 can be complete.

That’s based on the rates of chartering one of the Central Park horse & carriage tours. If you’re starting in NYC, that’s by far the easiest access to a horse and carriage.

“People are literally dying out here,” said the King of Hyperbole

I believe this answers that question.

Ever since the article about the yacht ("Do you like my red skirt? I like my red skirt." and “I told him to wear his boat shoes.”), FancyKristen has been my very favorite Jalopnik feature.

The real blame is Hillary’s. She’s a terrible candidate and managed to lose to someone who should have been unelectable.

That’s what Hulk Hogan said too.