Is that the extra hot, blended, on ice kind? I love those.

Would you like whole wheat toast to much on?

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."

I love people act like they've never fucked a stranger in public before. seriously, prudes?

I gotta disagree on that one. Yes most of the "cutting back on gluten" people are probably full of shit but there are absolutely varying degrees of food intolerance. My son can't handle any gluten; a tiny bit and he develops a rash but my husband can have a beer or a bowl of pasta if he takes his digestive enzymes. A…

I had this experience from a server once.

I developed an allergy to walnuts and hazelnuts when I was in my early 20s and actually, as dumb as it sounds, it's true. There are some things that have ground up hazelnut or hazelnut flavoring that don't bother me, but if it's the whole or partial nut, it instantly makes my tongue itch, throat close up and so on.…

ok, so I know a bunch of people are going to jump on me here. BUT, there is an allergy called 'oral allergy syndrome' it's an allergy to all fruits, veg, legumes, tree nuts, etc in their RAW form. When cooked or processed the allergy is no longer present. Something to do with your brain perceiving it as pollen in the…

Yes, she very likely has a digestive issue that she unintelligently defines/describes as an allergy. There are several issues that can cause nuts to be dangerous when whole or chopped or whatever, but would allow safe consumption of nuts in paste or butter form.

Agreed. Some people are so afraid of looking stupid that they don't ask questions and then they end up looking stupider and don't learn anything.

Okay, I'm going to defend the woman in #1. It's possible that she is not actually allergic, but has a condition like diverticulitis, in which she can't eat nuts and seeds because they'll stick in her digestive tract. If the nuts are ground up, this doesn't happen. Explaining this to everyone you meet is kind of…

Apparently, all of the servers in these stories have met my mother.

I am also (mildly- thank goodness!) allergic to avocados. And I also LOVE them. But they make me break out in prickly hives, so the feeling is obviously not mutual.

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

"lizard people live under Los Angeles"

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from…

k like why do they all look so good

What bothers me about this is the not the fact that his eyes are tattooed, it's that the 3D crop circle planted in his forehead isn't centered. Guhhhh.