He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

This is garbage.

i was literally wondering this 2 days ago making zuppa toscana. used stock. turned out great.

It comes in a Coffee mug too, I will never buy anything else.

It comes in a Coffee mug too, I will never buy anything else.

Shane - Contigo needs to be on here.

Shane - Contigo needs to be on here.

FALSE this is the best water bottle ever, one handed operation, holds a good volume and it fits in a cup holder.

FALSE this is the best water bottle ever, one handed operation, holds a good volume and it fits in a cup holder.

Dude, her husband went to high school with French Stewart - I think she knows what she's talking about.

Really? I feel like this is the most hilarious thing I've read all day.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

Yeah okay bro'hemian.

Oh you poor dear.

i have 63 ig followers. i am p sure they are real people.

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

That's sad because I just heard not all presents like you. :(

The mirror that shows you every angle of yourself at Macy's is the stuff of nightmares—I'd rather be tricked by a "Skinny Mirror" than see that again.

I'm still stuck on $9 for a cup of bone broth! Isn't bone broth the kind of thing starving peasants made when they didn't have any other food? It's basically what you eat after you've already finished eating all the grass in the area, and right before you throw a full-on Donner Party.

omg YES. I loved this book

Understand that to others, this is very real, hits very close to home, and is not about you.