Awful, terrble news. He struggled with depression & addiction for years. More proof that mental illness does not discriminate. He had the world's adoration, a loving family & resources far beyond what the average person has and still lost the battle. I hope that someday we treat mental illness as the devastating thing…

What bothers me about this is that we don't record IP addresses so as to protect these burner accounts for people who might want to tip us anonymously about a story. So the company is seemingly placing a priority on making these hypothetical tipsters feel safe over the safety of the actual real live women who write…

I was looking at the video, and was like "should I click it?" So so so so glad I did.

I've found that I've been saying "that's what she said" more and more when I lecture.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

REMEMBER THE SINGING DICK.

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

Well, bravo for triple dipping your dink and letting us all know that you are macho enough to avoid our feeble attempts to chop off your massive interNuts. Here's 10 e-penis points for you, sir.

Were you always the worst, or did you have to work at it?

Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?

Lena Dunham looks like Danny from Kubrick's "The Shining" *shudder*

"It was described as 'very Kennedy'...."

Ummm didn't you see the part where they said it was an *eternal commitment*. You can't just, like, SAY that and then go get divorced three years later.

I've never liked Jonah Hill. I probably never will. He looks like a real life version of Batman's Penguin and I know it isn't his fault but it's creepy.

No, nobody is ever the only person that is or isn't anything. Now collect your complimentary bj for being such a good sex positivist.

I loved the comment and it deserves a million stars, but this is probably the wrong audience — it's like throwing PERLs before swine.

Mmm mff mf mmmf mff mmm mmmfffm sploosh gulpmmmmmm......

Which leaves one very important question: