I will never have children now, simply for fear of getting that look from my toddler. How could you go on living? How could you pretend to the world that you're a successful adult who enjoys life?

If you are an exceptionally good looking guy, yes you can get away with it. Because you are exceptionally good looking you can pull off almost anything. BUT most guys are not exceptionally good looking even if they think they are. So please no.

I call it the "Roger Klotz."

Amazing. Also, did you tell her that the baby's name was "Fancy"?

Depp's creep factor keeps on creepin' on.

What's going on underneath that hat, bud? Gotta little bleach action happening? :|

Holy shinoly. I cannot believe I was right (regarding the Jimmy Kimmel prank)! I called b.s. (I also called b.s. on the first one). This can only mean one thing: I have superpowers!

It is feminism that allows female characters like Claire, Cersei Lannister, Skyler White, etc. - female characters who are written in opposition to men, but with motivations and personalities outside of their relation to those men - but I don't see a need to discuss to death whether each new Important Female Character…

I googled images of wolves to compare and found this:

No more three inch gap between the waistband and my person when I sit down!

Nice of the First Lady to send a supportive tweet, but kinda rude to call the guy a mo dontcha think?

Gavin Rossdale does not understand displacement, apparently.

What was Myrtle's final word? All I heard was glargiglahglah.
P.S. Yes, it was terrible, so so terrible. Where was my OMG moment?

But there were some great lines:

I think she looks good in the hat. Am I wrong?

I'm confused about why nobody wants to talk about the Black Stallion clip.

"cock-blocktopus"

'Gigli'?

Smaug 2: Back in the Hobbit