Voldemort? It's Voldemort, right?

I hate Sundays..... cause well.... you know who

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

Maybe this is where my wife got her idea of what a "three month supply" of sexytime looks like.

So... in your mind East LA /Chola/ Gangster = Latin people? Who is the racist here?

Hi Ari! I like you, but I just want to add this to the convo. Gangster culture is not Latino culture. It is Latin@ gang culture and as a Latina I am not offended when white folks dress up as Cholos, because not all of us, in fact most of us do not subscribe to this lifestyle. So I am totally whatever here with Lana…

As a Mexican and duly appointed representative of our culture, I would like to say that we collectively do not give a damn about how this woman dresses. The fact that the author has a latino friend seems to give her the impression that she has the authority to be outraged for us. We do not give a damn about this…

Keller here. Constantly drinking. Opened up the blinds to watch the neighbor kids bust their asses in ice. Hilarious intermission to Harry potter marathon.

I feel ya. Back in 2009/10 we had back to back snow storms here and had FEET of snow in a place that usually gets inches and closes down. I was stuck inside for a week. I live in an apartment building and everyone just started roaming the halls because we were so sick of being in our apartments. It was Hell and it was…

I'm here! I've been in the house since 6:00pm Thursday evening, and I'm getting a little stir crazy! My poor cat is tired of talking to me!

ARE GIANT ICICLES PENETRATING THE CITY? #thanksobama

OMARGEHD are you there? Are you OK? Is everything frozen like this?

I love the theme song.
I even took the time to write out the lyrics if anyone is interested.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY THEME SONG LYRICS:

I OBJECT, Liesl didn't do her, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" That always gave me secondhand embarrassment, even as a kid!

Oh holy crap, Carrie Underwood can't act. At all.

True story: my parents got married in late October, and the first major blowout fight of their marriage was over how to decorate a Christmas tree. My mom's stance: small white lights, birds and crystal ornaments, angel at the top of the tree. My dad's: huge colored bubble lights, garland and candy canes, big tinsel…

I don't really know much about this since, y'know, Jew. But white lights are generally more appealing to me because I feel like they let the ornaments make a greater statement.

As long as they're soft, yellowish-white rather than blinding bright white. The former looks warm and cozy, whilst the latter gives me a headache.

I've thought too much about this.