Carrie Underwood is bad high-school-musical-caliber acting! This is painful!

You mean Claudia? Adorbs!

EXACTLY my reaction. Add a tiny head shake.

Maybe those little single serve containers could be called boxes?

I chalk it up to collective consciousness and accepting that none of us is as unique as we think.

How pathetic is it that I half believed you? Okay, totally believed, until near the end. I'd really believe almost anything after years of hearing my mother and her friends go on and on about the latest fad diets, plastic surgery, and injections.

Me too! Tell me what else is on your playlist. I listen to some great stuff that is for the gym only because it creates the anger/beat I need to push through my workout and feel like a fucking bad ass. If I listened in my car, I'd be an asshole on the road.

Just drank the other half watching Masters of Sex. Good night! :) At least a soother before the work week starts.

Yes, a fairly new addition that only makes Target one of the best places in the world. But feel your pain on crazy alcohol restrictions. I come from a land of beer, wine, and liquor flowing freely at grocery stores and Texas is one of those beer/wine-only states. Liquor stores make me feel shady.

I was at Target yesterday and they had put a bunch of different tasty wines on clearance that'd I'd wanted to try anyway, plus they have the Buy 6 (or more) and Get 10% Off deal, so I bought 10 bottles. Thought nothing of it until I got to check out and the lady says, "Wow! This is A LOT of wine. You must be having a…

Fort Worth. It's good? As good, better or worse than Which Wich?

It's not a standalone, it's part of a thing called schlotzky's. Seems pretty deserted most of the time, so there's hope yet.

I had a Classic Roll at a Southern California mall in 1996. I was 16. It was heavenly, the best thing I'd ever had in my life. I ate the entire thing.

Too slutty! Everyone knows only a lady's husband and dentist should ever see the back of her throat.

LOL, those poor guys. I'm endlessly fascinated by their looks. They're thisclose to being handsome and yet . . . off.

How apropos is your username to the username of the comment above yours?

Me too. I actually need to buy new ones. It's six and a half years later and I'm still using the same two they sent home from the hospital. I wash them, but I don't think they're meant for years of use. I feel like a gross human now that I confessed this.

I like the colors and the concept, but it feels too loose. Needs some more structure and nipping at the waist. The biggest issue here, for me, is her JLo open-mouth face that just doesn't work on her. She looks like she just went catatonic and is about to drool.

This reminds me of a Facebook friend's post yesterday. "I don't usually post about this, but I try to do a random act of kindness each month. I bought a guy and his dog dinner and he was so grateful! . . ." blah blah blah Gross. It wasn't even a good story, it was clearly meant to showcase altruism and the fact that…

That's exactly what I thought, except in reference to Miley's eyelids. That kind of creasing is completely avoidable with either primer or finishing powder.