Exactly my thought: "How many Mastersons are there?!"

I hear good things about Fuzzy's, haven't tried it yet. Apparently the location up the highway from me is the world's worst and it's always dirty (according to Yelp). I will add it to my list on your rec, next Tuesday.

Living in TX now, from CA, and finally ate at an In-N-Out here. There are three reasons Texans have to hate it, besides their weird attitude toward CA:

Want to have fun? Wash it, see it what happens. You'll throw it away. You'll find brown stains where the washer wasn't able to successfully wash out all of your disgusting human filth and it settles.

I still remember when I realized I no longer had these at my disposable on a regular basis and that I'd have to figure out metric on my own without my Trapper Keeper cheats. But then I found a cookbook is pretty good for that. Then came tablets and smartphones that made it even easier to convert. Whew! STILL can't…

So true. In my most vain days, pre-digital camera, I went out and bought what was most likely the last Polaroid instant camera ever sold. Polaroid selfies are as tricky as iPhone selfies, at only like 12 shots per cartridge.

Brian's Song makes me sob like a grown man watching a sacrificial bro-love story. Embarrassing, wracking sobs while I look away from anyone else in the room.

Lurking and occasionally commenting since 2007. I have no friends on here, but I know so many of you so well. Anyway, remember 10 Days in the Life of a Tampon? SlutMachine (love Tracie too though)? When Lizzie Skurnick started her posts about the YA books? I would get so excited, finding kindred spirits with each book…

No. Stop it. Stahp! Look, Kittens! Brody Jenner! First couple! Cute, right? Right?

I think that's the same thing Kevin Smith said about Willis when working on Cop Out. But then it's Kevin Smith, master complainer, so grain of salt and all that.

Oh dear god, congratulations on leaving that behind!

Is it REE-ah? I've only known one Rhea in real life and she called herself Ray-ah.

Nick . . . Cannon? Is that you?

What is this small California company with the cheap and bright peekaboo lingerie? How old is Fredericks? Founded in '47. Could it be?

I wear hats. If you just wear them and don't think about it, it's not weird. It takes confidence though. On a low confidence day, I feel conspicuous.

Great ideas! I like to give diapers (if they're using disposables, Pampers Swaddlers FTW), lotion, shea butter, Boudreaux's Butt Paste, Boogie Wipes, saline solution, a booger sucker-outer (blanking on the name), and other sundries that we found super useful and had to discover on our own. But yeah, they look like…

At least it's vintage now.

They are gross.

That writer being the hilarious John Mulaney. Love him!

Misread it, but not-jesse-williams-tits works too!