Because he will likely be fired for no reason other than dealer PR.

Liam. It’s definitely Liam.

I assumed it was a typo and she intended to say “Do i know her”... I’m not sure if that’s more or less of a burn

Haha I was just starting to think maybe I didn’t understand words

Unless my reading comprehension has totally failed, the page you linked says that the benefits for a family of three will be CUT by $29/month (to a max of $497) - which puts the weekly benefit around $115.

This is the best thing that has ever been in a tabloid.

I definitely thought this was Stephen Collins, which meant this was the most fucked up STD of all time.

it's at least 8 syllables, right?

I had a mini existential crisis the day I googled "baby yoga pants". It just felt so...wrong.

I'm gonna be that other person: kids wear sunglasses for the same reason adults do - to protect their eyes from UV damage.

I honestly just took a screenshot of this comment and will keep it in my folder of most treasured internet-based possessions.

(Psst she's holding under her left arm. Disappointed that I couldn't stop looking the picture until I found it and super embarrassed that this is not my first comment about it.)

Re: Danielle Jonas - it's under her left arm. Do I get my gold star now?

Seriously. That is some Cosmo-grade bullshit right there.

Finally, an episode of This American Life that is relevant to my interests!

Ideas for removing cat vomit from a sisal rug? All attempts I make just seem to mash it further down into the fibers...

I'd like to believe that the Queen would approve Diana solely because Camilla's head would explode.

That would be true if 100% of sexual activity led to pregnancy. Fortunately, it doesn't work that way.