If touchdowns were worth 4 and FGs were worth 5, why not just kick FGs all the time? The mechanics of the drop kick or whatever must have been hard to execute or something? But like for Penn’s last game, they were at the goal line at the end of the game with a 0-0 score and didn’t just try to kick a field goal?

Every time Dabo mentioned Jesus or God in his post-game interview, my wife’s audible groans of disgust got louder and louder. He’s such a clown.

Look at the header gif and the way Harden kicks both legs way out in front of him after his release, like he’s gonna do a fucking pike off the diving board or something. Infuriating. He’s good AND he’s trash.

Didn’t even mention Mueller’s investigation coming to a close! We all know this psycho is gonna do something batshit crazy even for him when all the arrests/indictments are made.

You follow his twitter and didn’t know he worked at Barstool (for like a year)? But yes unfortunately he did. I hate-listened to his radio show a couple of times, and it was much of the same screamfest as this clip.

Holy shit yes

I was in high school in PA at the time and remember that we had bomb threat evacuations nearly every fucking day for about 2 weeks after Columbine. People are fucking crazy, man.

The self-righteousness of a group of people who think they’re better than everyone else because they talk to an invisible person in the sky is truly astounding.

I have been brought up to deplore the type of value system adopted by the Mayor of Chicago.

Bruh the Cowboys and Giants each scored ZERO POINTS.

The funniest part is that he signed up and deposited money to play a game he’s never played before, and instead of testing the waters in a $1 or $2 game to try out the format, he goes all-in on a $109 game. What a tool.

As an Eagles fan, it’s been comforting (prior to this week) of diving back to mediocrity. I didn’t know how to handle success.

But it was “questionablylegal!” How else would he be sure if he didn’t try to sue?

Guess he’s everywhere:

“Podein Cork” sure loves to email female writers with some misogynistic rants: https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/991051550142365703?lang=en

YAAAAAAAASSS (see username)

Thanks for thinking of me!!

I couldn’t get past how stretched out wide his fingers on his right hand are, especially compared to his left hand. Maybe I’m a weirdo.

2 things on that GIF stick out for me. How Pats #27 was always like 3 yards away from the ball but could never get there, and how Pats #31 had very little interest in running at all at any point on that play.

I don’t laugh at much on the internet these days, but holy fuckballs did I laugh uncontrollably for a good few minutes. I’m still laughing when I think about that image.