But it was “questionablylegal!” How else would he be sure if he didn’t try to sue?

Guess he’s everywhere:

“Podein Cork” sure loves to email female writers with some misogynistic rants: https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/991051550142365703?lang=en

YAAAAAAAASSS (see username)

Thanks for thinking of me!!

I couldn’t get past how stretched out wide his fingers on his right hand are, especially compared to his left hand. Maybe I’m a weirdo.

2 things on that GIF stick out for me. How Pats #27 was always like 3 yards away from the ball but could never get there, and how Pats #31 had very little interest in running at all at any point on that play.

I don’t laugh at much on the internet these days, but holy fuckballs did I laugh uncontrollably for a good few minutes. I’m still laughing when I think about that image.

A pillow hitting you at 20 g’s and a 250-lb linebacker hitting you at 20 g’s seems...different maybe?

Most people treat god as a catch-all for “this event in my life did not go according to my expectations, surely some higher invisible power is the explanation for it instead of some rational reason.”

Now there’s some solid local humor. Well done

Guess it depends on if the 12-pack counts as 1 or 12 items

and THEN as his two teammates were dicking around with the ball in front of the goal, he slowly backs away from the action FOR NO REASON. Give them some help!

First thing I thought of too. “One of the big scary black guys hit me, unc-y! I didn’t do anything to deserve it!”

I love American liberals. Literally no convictions they won’t throw to the wind.

It makes sense that since they’re playing in February most of these teams are in the south but then...Salt Lake City? Good lord, have fun with that. 

Because he was a five-star recruit coming out of high school, bruh! It doesn’t matter that he was total trash at PSU (I’m a grad there) and never developed at all, FIVE STARS!!

I had the EXACT SAME thought process. It’s clearly Travis, but he would be so happy to win and add to his victimization shtick.

I don’t normally laugh out loud at comments, but this was a damn fine joke.

I mean, you have to get arrested for this, right?