Agree with Pittsburgh. I live here and do analytics work so I was selfishly sorta hoping it would come here just so I could negotiate a raise to stay at my current job :) But seriously there is a ton of data talent here thanks to Carnegie Mellon and Pitt and it would’ve fit well. 

If that happened, could you IMAGINE the volume of piss balloons that would be raining down from the Azteca crowd?

Solid troll job on the rap song. It was terrible AND had almost no math in it.

Do religion if it adds something to your life, but claiming it’s the ineffable, infallible truth and prepare to be mocked

Yes I’m personally sick of the hundreds of stories that reporters are cranking out about Eric Reid now that he’s back on a team.

But unfortunately they have lots of rich middle-age white children who are more than happy to retain the status quo.

And despite their new morals being completely tainted and terrible, they’ll continue to go to church and post Jesus memes/inspirational pictures to their social media to pretend that they still have half a shit about that stuff and the teachings.

I live in Pittsburgh, and most people fucking hate PSU and ESPECIALLY JoePa. So this is a perfect Trump quote.

Great article, man. I learned a lot. Glad to read that other countries are just as shitty to foreigners as we are!

Yes that was quite a 180 in language from little Dillon!

I’m sure it was a total coincidence that Durkin was able to sic his bootlicker goons on the punter the same (and only) day he was allowed back at practice.

Just a normal, healthy, non-toxic culture.

I’ve never heard speak before and his voice is like 8 octaves higher than I expected.

I live next to his district so I’m subjected to his ads constantly (I’ve never even heard of his opponent, so that can’t be good), and he has a creepy fake-ass face when he smiles. It’s haunting. He has bad veneers or something.

Yeah that poor Texan who had to go through the “tedious” process of going to the post office and mailing something, or possibly having to ask a worker what “postmarked” means. Or having to use a “small, outdated website” - the horror!!!!

“see, this is why I don’t vote. You can’t be all mean and expect people to vote.”

Philadelphia, you say?

I don’t know man, the original ESPN article never mentioned anything about him being sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek. In fact it had even more weird quotes from Larry:

His whole quote was like the kid died or something. “Heavy heart,” “picking up the pieces,” like damn dude relax it’s the friggin Cardinals.

Word, ORRRRR the cops saw it, had a good laugh and gave him a thumbs up on the way by.