Great article, man. I learned a lot. Glad to read that other countries are just as shitty to foreigners as we are!

Yes that was quite a 180 in language from little Dillon!

I’m sure it was a total coincidence that Durkin was able to sic his bootlicker goons on the punter the same (and only) day he was allowed back at practice.

Just a normal, healthy, non-toxic culture.

I’ve never heard speak before and his voice is like 8 octaves higher than I expected.

I live next to his district so I’m subjected to his ads constantly (I’ve never even heard of his opponent, so that can’t be good), and he has a creepy fake-ass face when he smiles. It’s haunting. He has bad veneers or something.

Yeah that poor Texan who had to go through the “tedious” process of going to the post office and mailing something, or possibly having to ask a worker what “postmarked” means. Or having to use a “small, outdated website” - the horror!!!!

“see, this is why I don’t vote. You can’t be all mean and expect people to vote.”

Philadelphia, you say?

I don’t know man, the original ESPN article never mentioned anything about him being sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek. In fact it had even more weird quotes from Larry:

His whole quote was like the kid died or something. “Heavy heart,” “picking up the pieces,” like damn dude relax it’s the friggin Cardinals.

Word, ORRRRR the cops saw it, had a good laugh and gave him a thumbs up on the way by.

I lived in Somerville for 6 years (Porter Square/Ball Square), where was this?? I’m sad I missed it.

Say what? Ice cream trucks and panel vans have see-through passenger-side windows. I’m not talking about the backseat windows.

The stickers are even all over the passenger-side window. That’s like, super dangerous and illegal?

“Top Youth Soccer Recruits for Trump” is fucking PHENOMENAL. 10-year-old Braydon loves himself some white nationalism!

No video or pictures of the field actually being in bad shape? Seems...necessary.

The PA annuity and lump sum take-homes are wayyy off ($509 mil?). Either ND or OH’s annuity take-home is wrong too (they can’t be the same, they have different tax rates).

They didn’t even share DNA, it was her husband’s brother who died 10 years before they met. Just amazing the lengths that some people go to in order to play the victim.

I mean, the ball is 40 yards away and Ramos quickly sprints in a different direction than he was going, towards Sterling laying there. Then he stops right in front of Sterling to step on him, he can’t claim he didn’t see him there. It’s 100% intentional.