Rick James understands what he’s saying.

God damn, look at #27 get folded like an accordion on that hit from Bell.

Yes yes, who cares about morality and humanity when you can make that sweet sweet blood money instead.

I mean, he was leaping and spinning around Brady with his head down. Kinda hard to look up at that moment beyond some Exorcist shit.

But it was a NOTE, Hamilton! A note! By gawd!

Never thought I’d say this, but there was actually a good observation in the Twitter comments of Barkley’s 50 yard TD run. Exactly TWO teammates greeted him in the endzone to celebrate with him. One was an OL. That team’s chemistry is traaaash.

Yeah I didn’t realize that everyone was paying the same tax rate, as that super-helpful chart illustrates so well. Those poor billionaires are being overtaxed at 20-30% - THINK ABOUT THE BILLIONAIRES, PLEASE!

Holy shit that Porter Gustin hit on the WSU QB is so bad and blatantly targeting. What a terrible job by everyone.

I was wondering that too, like what’s to stop the Yankees from putting 3 lefties at the top of the order and having Cutch, Stanton, and Judge hit 4-5-6? I get that it might give them less at-bats because they’re lower in the lineup, but they would theoretically have better opportunities instead.

I see like 9 other people made the service time correction already, nevermind

Just looked at this dipshit’s profile. HE’S A FUCKING SOCCER COACH. I hope someone shows this to Little Johnny’s parents.

I say this in like every article you produce these days, but goddamn Roth you are an amazing writer.

Totally agree. Remember how Gorsuch was fairly easily confirmed just last year? There are plenty of conservative anti-abortion middle-age white dude judges that take Rapey’s place. It’s insane.

Jace and Kelsi - a true millennially-named couple

But couldn’t anybody have been lined up out there, if they’re just going to be a decoy on all but 1 play? I’m a PSU grad and a huge Saquon stan, but I still don’t quite understand how this had some great impact that only he could deliver.

Thanks jim.

You are an awesome fucking writer, David. I love your work here. Please never leave.

Describe to me how a human runs full speed at another human and brings them to the ground without putting some body weight on them.

I mean, on the last drive they had 40 seconds to go 90 yards with no timeouts and Luck threw about 5 straight passes that didn’t go further than 5 yards downfield. It was comical to watch. That boy ain’t right.

“All I want to do is park in a lot that charges me $50 to walk a half mile to a stadium financed by my tax dollars, sit in the stands with tickets bought off a third-party reseller, get bombarded with ads all over the stadium and on the video board, eat some concessions and drink some beers that are 4x what they…