Their RT and C literally didn’t touch a single person on the play.

Every single picture of this guy’s face is completely different from every other one. It’s astounding.

Que?

EXTREMELY true

You should have added in some of his other FB gems, like:

This is good, but also extremely depressing that at least 61 and 45 people liked/laughed at these posts.

edit...meh forget it

That was the line that stood out to me too. Like, what kind of deep-learning neural network AI is this bro doing to statistically compare a QB and an entire offensive line?

Why the fuck would you buy a Trump hat off of Barstool?

For real though, he apparently thought it was appropriate to get off the plane in Shanksville and give a bunch of fist-pump things to the crowd. Treating the families of terrorist attack victims like it’s a fucking campaign rally in Montana.

My god you people are fragile. He made a few jokes about your team’s schedule last year (not sure how this year’s game means he was wrong), and now he should be put to the guillotine. Lighten up.

Much respect to people who stalk/harass/troll someone for years on Twitter, then later respond with a “who are you?” meme to them.

My wife worked as a doctor at a hospital in Wheeling and quit because she said it was the scariest, most unorganized, and most dangerous place she’s ever worked

Ah yes, another one of those self-anointed “truth-seekers”

To whom?

“I don’t want to talk about politics because I have very very shitty views on important issues that I don’t want to be responsible for” is really how people should phrase it.

“Yeah I killed two people, but this about meeee!”

Moyer’s defense has requested a sentence without any prison time.

The first one and the last one on this list are the only ones that even look remotely like leading with the head instead of the shoulder.

On the contrary, she has plenty of time now to take a stroll and watch some matches in the stands and eat Indian food.