So does this make Isiah Thomas look like an even bigger shitbag for claiming he was making it all up?

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure most major schools have completely independently-financed athletic departments. I went to Penn State, and that’s the way they’re structured.

Excellent comment and excellent username

God his eyes look terrible. It looks like he has eyes under his eyes.

And it was on a huge point too! Third set at 5-4, game at 0-15! STONES, man.

It’s funny to see Redick be like “the fuck you doing?” and Embiid putting his hand out like “easy, big fella” in that GIF above. Even they knew it was a shitty move.

I can’t decide if I regret reading this entire article or not. It’s just basically “dude who did a silly, unwise viral thing eventually becomes a mercenary player for a bunch of mercenary coaches.” Not all that interesting, especially if you couldn’t even interview him.

Well it’s a Christian school, so I’m sure his views are encouraged.

The harassment/proposition/outright cheating stories she must have with him...

Shout out to the ref for trying to ruin the moment by blowing his whistle 74 times at the end, despite the Miami dude releasing the shot with about 1.4 seconds left.

YES. The same goes for buzzer-beaters in basketball where the refs always screech their whistle 600 times after the shot to let everyone know “hey calm down everyone! Maybe you shouldn’t celebrate! We’re gonna spend 5 minutes setting up a TV to look at the shot he took even though there was still like 2 seconds on the…

True, but he also called 57 countries in Africa “shitholes”, so

Yeah man, thank goodness there are no annoying football zealots out there, they’re just quietly enjoying their niche sport, respecting the viewing choices of others.

Part-time teachers, part-time militias - I like where your head’s at. Can’t fail.

Also it puts them in danger of shitty students who may be able to steal the teacher’s gun and turn it on everyone.

And it’s frustrating that they’ve narrowed the conversation down to school safety, because this will have zero help to prevent shooters in churches, movie theaters, malls, concerts, etc....

Don’t forget the patriotic bald eagle that tried to peck him in his office!

Who the hell thinks that’s a good look? Good lord he’s lumpy. So gross.

It’s almost like there should be a third category right next to Staff and Community! They could call it, I dunno, “Pending” or some shit.