Whenever I hear about or see him, all I can think about is the goofy smile on his face when he heard the wild sex noises coming from a nearby home during one of his matches.

Off-topic but it’s interesting how well you know the rules of basketball and yet have never heard of two fairly well-known college teams in the sport.

So all the Canadians had to do to win a medal was just, like, stand in the middle of the track? And they couldn’t even do that? Woof.

I couldn’t BELIEVE how professional they were. Like, not even the least bit condescending or humored by it. I was really disappointed.

There really needs to be a website or service to be able to automatically sign up these garbage people onto hundreds of email newsletters of the grossest, most vile (or maybe just super liberal) shit imaginable.

That was amazing! I’ve never seen or heard of that at-bat before. I cannot imagine the odds of that ever happening again!

Dude’s name is Harry Kuntz!

Shit guys, you should always do live pods because that was the funniest episode yet. I laughed out loud in front of my coworkers like 5 times.

As a lifelong Eagles fan I think I can safely say that our expectations are very tempered by decades of crushing disappointment in big games. I don’t think you’ll see as much imploding as you will head-shaking, shoulder shrugs, and loud sighs.

Unlucky, Pierre.

Dude needs professional help, like, yesterday.

Can I truther the gif up top? That looks fake as hell. He didn’t even move his feet, just fell backwards.

“A 6'6" BLACK GUY IS APPROACHING ME, CALL IN BACKUP! CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD!”

The other thing I didn’t notice until now is how she laments her Wire take “is going to crush her mentions.” There was 1 RT and 20 likes (who knows how many were from bots too). She highly overestimates her popularity.

LOL that’s awesome, hadn’t seen that. And it’s funny that I don’t remember hearing the outrage from the right when Eminem did that anti-Trump freestyle rap that 10000x more harsh than Jay. Wonder why?

A guy who knew about a guy raping young boys and doing minimum legal responsibility versus a guy knowing HIS PLAYERS were involved in 16 sexual assaults and doing minimum legal responsibility? We’re really splitting hairs and choosing sides here? I mean I get patriarchy and shit, but damn they’re equally evil to me.

Want to play a fun game? Put Tammy Lahren’s and Britt’s timelines side by side. Britt just basically copies her steaming hot takes from Terri. I noticed this yesterday during the “Jay-Z says bad words so why should we listen to him” kerfuffle.

Quiet in tennis is more for hearing the ball come off the racket and especially the calls from the line judges. If it was super loud, the players would have a hell of a time knowing when the point was over. Also, golf and tennis are individual sports so typically the crowd is neutral and would just encourage shitty…

It is interesting though that everyone wanted Paterno’s head on a platter and people are much more meh about Izzo/Dantonio

“Black people make me see red. Probably should have kept that to myself instead?”