I have re-read that last paragraph (2nd to last technically) about 10 times and I still have absolutely no idea what any of it means.

I love the “regular speed” part of your rule. I had never thought about that before.

Agreed. I am fully onboard with HamNo and with killing income inequality, but at the same time I wonder where my wife and I would be. She’s a doctor a few years out of fellowship and I’m an analytics guy, so we pull in like $350k a year but she still has about $250k in high-interest med school loans, I have $30k in…

WOOF.

My wealthy white parents (mid-60s age) are hardcore Republicans for one reason: taxes. They’re not pro-gun, pro-life, religious, any of that. They just want more money. Not having a single non-white/non-wealthy friend might also help keep them Republican too.

How the hell do you grip one of these things? Looks super awkward to be holding giant blocks.

How the hell do you grip one of these things? Looks super awkward to be holding giant blocks.

Yeah this would have been right over the borders in both directions - Washington and Butler counties (I live and work on the edge of one each).

Driving around the deep suburbs and rural areas around Pittsburgh, I noticed the lawn sign ratio was literally about 200:1 for Trump.

I thought it was still a penalty to shoot free throws? Could’ve sworn I saw someone get popped for that this year.

It’s pretty astounding that this motherfucker wants investigations into like a million different people’s personal lives, but an investigation into his taxes or an enemy country possibly influencing is deemed way off-limits.

His one-handed catch against his helmet a few weeks ago was absolutely amazing too.

I have zero interest in women’s basketball, but I read every word of this very interesting story. Well done, Lyndsey.

I like how he ran out of steam capitalizing every letter by the time he got the final “d”. Almost made it, friend!

I did NOT see coming the random DMX music get cranked up in that highlight!

At least this time there wasn’t 7 minutes of commercials in between the stories.

Exactly. “I’m so mad about these Negroes politicizing the flag that I’m gonna do a bunch of politically-motivated media appearances to tell everyone!”

Yep, Keith Law defending evolution against Curt Schilling, I believe.

I apologize. I meant 1-25 in his last 26 games.

Hue Jackson is 1-26 in his last 27 games. He is not a good coach.

He kicked a 57-yard FG in high school! He was an amazing athlete.