Please watch that above GIF and tell me where on Burfict’s body the Steelers guy was “using force to hold him down to the ground.” Holy fuck, man.

Why the hell is the dog tied up to a giant rubber band??

“When I viewed my players as actual human beings instead of faceless replaceable cogs in my perpetual money machine, I learned they have real and valid things to say.”

I mean, your second sentence is kinda the point. Adults shouldn’t be instructing their kids to say awful shit like that.

I felt like Laura looked way different than her author pic.

Part of what makes these guys great is taking the hit and keep on moving.

Yeah I was thinking “doesn’t New Zealand basically have a bye until the intercontinental playoffs?”

Word, you’re right. And I missed the better description in paragraph before the quote. Ah well, thanks.

Judging by the quote, I’m assuming her company’s description should have been “anti-immigrant-hate group.” Maybe I’m wrong though.

Yes?

Judge struck out more times in this 5-game series than Tony Gwynn did in the ENTIRE 1995 and 1999 seasons. That’s unbelievable.

His excuse is also utter horseshit, like this supposed “friend” was texting her and knew all these specific details about their meeting. The fact that he won’t take any responsibility for his actions means he deserves some sort of harsh punishment.

“Someone else was texting her and that person somehow knew very specific details about the time we had met! So weird, right?”

I wish I could find the video clip, but after the game last night the BeIn sideline reporter Julian Gonzalez was relaying a story about the team’s lack of passion when, after a lackluster previous game (I forget against whom) he asked Michael Bradley why they sometimes lack energy and Bradley looked straight at him…

The “bubbler” thing is funny, because apparently it’s a Massachusetts thing too, as I found out when I moved there.

God damn this is so good.

I absolutely love how they slightly darkened yesterday’s picture as if they thought “now nobody will recognize that this was used 3 years ago!”

Nope. Just pure laziness.

Just reading the words he said, I could sort of see that being a reasonable explanation. But watching the video, he was damn near rolling his eyes and that smile was suuuper condescending.

What the hell is that monstrosity?!?