“Because my job is to follow professional athletes, because that is the most mature thing a person can do with their time.”

Yeah, getting paid to follow professional athletes is very immature. Much, much more immature than spending time making comments about them on the internet with strangers.

Ok, but could Bennett have better illustrated Calkins’ point than by stomping around and “boycotting” the paper...?

Maturity and whta one does for a paycheck are not often in sync. Case in point - everyone involved in this blogpost.

It’s more like, “Bennett is immature. Here are examples of that immaturity I am reporting, because that’s my job.”

Counterpoint: Boycotting the media isn’t very mature, either.

Yes....

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

Get back to me when Maps finds a way to keep its GPS signal in between tall buildings.

Well that’s like your opinion man.

I think you are seriously selling short the Juve-Monaco matchup. Given how they are both playing, I would put the winner of that matchup as the favorite in the final, even if Real makes it.

Unbelievable, right? “Fresh blood” is nearly as preposterous as the headline, which was the exact opposite of my reaction. On one hand you have a Madrid derby that we have all seen played out on various stages over the years. On the other hand you have perhaps the best attacking side in the world (or one of them at…

“fresh blood”

It’s a great fucking pass...it’s also fucking Anderlecht. 

What if you take a teammate’s water and drink it to make your pee clearer? Who’s the selfish teammate then? Really makes you think...

Liverpool and City already have more points, less matches to play,

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Hence the sniffing.