Lovin’ the Captain Marvel homage.

Yep, she had me at when she started skiing wearing a Captain Marvel suit. Judging from her accomplishments, she might actually be Captain Marvel.

You’re supposed to contact a doctor if it lasts more than four hours, dude.

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

So, we ask, what does this profile make you think about Jim Nantz?

Don’t reach your arm out in the box, and you won’t have to worry about marginal calls.

I’d say it’s actually very clear.

“NO GINGERS”

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

It’s not. “A thrower-in is allotted 5 seconds from the time he receives the ball from the official to release the pass to any player on the court”

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

Or he’s a creep preying on a student, and his behavior was entirely unprofessional and would get most people fired from a normal business.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

You’re right; this is a really obscure Simpsons reference.

I mean, you’re factually correct, but missing the main point. Noone is mad that he physically stopped her from whatever nonsense she was doing. If he grabbed her by the shoulders or some shit this wouldn’t be a story. It’s the ridiculous (for the situation) amount of force he used that makes this something worth…

Look at the guy with the frail ego and what not.