rough terrain management is superior in a legged machine, though 4 or 6 would be wiser than 2.

Once I went to a chip shop in Ireland and ordered a battered, fried Cadbury Creme Egg. It was so good it ruined them the normal way for me, forever.

Google up the term "Hershey Process" and then weep silently in the knowledge that nearly all US chocolate uses it.

2-D platformers need a D-pad. I wonder how the support for the bluetooth ones is in this game.

And let's not forget the Muppets. There is some serious violence there between Marvin Suggs, Crazy Harry and Sweetums.

extinction of religions *except mine. Oh and for the purpose of this thought police exercise I'm including atheism as a religion.

Better not play any more driving video games either. Hundreds of children were killed last year in the US alone in vehicular homicide (and that doesn't even count the thousands in accidents).

You mean asinine wordy lectures from the authors, one-liner interviews with boring academics and poorly reasoned yet outraged shitfits from the commenters?

Man kotaku is easy to troll.

Wouldn't be the first one I thought of, but after you suggest it I can get on board with this.

It's anyone who throws pentagrams, goat heads or pyramids with eyes on them into their videos. If you (or your video's director) slap any one of those three into your video then you get an Illuminati conspiracy about you.

Especially since the nerds probably dont' want the unity puke all over their desktop.

It's sitting in general, particularly with your knees bent at a sharp angle.

Wow. I used to wish my wife was more of a gamer.

While your points are valid, those Kincaid shiny flower cottage paintings still suck.

You can talk about out-of-date graphics and you can talk about mechanics that haven't changed much, but there still hasn't been anyone who's made an MMO as good as WoW. The depth, the scope, the polish, the gameplay - it's just never been replicated, let alone surpassed. I took a looong break from the game, played…

After the DLC, I want to know more about the Protheans - setting it 50k years before ME in the runup to the prior Reaper invasion would be sweet. But it would never happen since there's no humans to sex up and it IS still BioWare.

It's not just Every Site Gawker Owns that does this lately though. It seems like every journalism-y organization out there puts LOOKIT THESE TWITTERZ articles up when the need filler.

I'm sure someone else said this in the 80 bajillion comments below, but Dear Disney: all I want for christmas 2014 is a Pixar Monkey Island movie.

Swap the annoying greaseball for a pleasant actor - and skip the part where they make fun of Steve Jobs - and you've basically got an accurate and pretty decent advertisement for Android phones.