I like Stewart. I’m happy to have him back, especially with this being an election year.

Mini Cooper. I mean, it’s still a small car, but it grew a lot from its original namesake

Low hanging fruit:

I’ll toss in the Suzuki Swift.

We had an old, trashy Escort. We named it Candy.

Runner up to that is the Monaco. How can you even be properly French (or French-adjacent, I suppose) without a working lighter?

Along the same lines...the Ford Escort?

Let’s get generic with SUV--sport utility vehicle:

Ford Probe

Chevrolet Monte Carlo.

The 6th and final generation of the Daewoo/Pontiac LeMans most definitely did not live up to its name, unless you count it as a car you could drive to the 24 Hours of LeMans that would eventually arrive if it didn’t break down along the way. With a blistering 74 hp on tap and a pin-you-to-your-seat 0-60 MPH time of…

I got two.

Mitsubishi Mirage. In spite of what the name implies, you can’t just drive right through it.

Dodge Dart Swinger.. ah you know what neverminded im not going there.

I am going to go with the most obvious, Porsche using the word Turbo on their EV.

It’s going to be very hard to top this pile of utter filth. 

Transportation site

Come for the onboard rollercoaster, methane emissions, ten thousand people on a ship and the overpriced open bar, stay for the norovirus and covid outbreaks!

Someone in Congress has stock in the companies claiming to lose money. So they ship the products to Thailand. Thailand allegedly does “something” to the products and ships to the US. I think the product is brake lines. If Thailand puts a drop or two of oil on the threads before shipping to the US they likely qualify…

Great but flawed