Send them both to D-II football.

Obligatory:

I’m surprised that my Integra was never touched, when they were very easy targets. Yeah - you’re right on about peak fart cannon and all of those “rice boy” modifications.

I have a 6s and happy with iOS 10. No reason to “upgrade”.

I pretty much disable everything and anything unless it’s absolutely necessary. I *HATE* those so-called “helper” programs that launch on startup. They’re useless and if your program really needs one of those to run properly then you have other problems.

More stars!

I had a similar flight into Newark on a turboprop plane that was bucking like a bronco because of wind shear and other turbulence. We finally nailed the runway and bounced at least 3-4 times until we stopped. I offered both pilots a beer.

It’s fucking gross! I threw it out.

I saw one piece of plywood go flying off of a truck at 65 on 101 in Sausalito, CA. It flew for about 100 and slammed into another car squarely (thankfully not like this) and it exploded into hundreds of pieces on impact. I was back far enough to avoid pieces but they were raining for quite a distance.

I went to one bar in downtown SF where they didn’t have what I was after on the menu. The bartender asked me a few questions about what I like to drink, sweetness, etc. and she made a damn killer mixed drink for me. I got a second one because it was so good and one of my friends had one too.

This is one of the reasons I left system administration and IT years ago and never looked back.

I’ve done this before when the women’s line was a mile long and no men were in the bathroom. Usually they take advantage of it, especially if they’re all closed stalls and no urinals.

I was in Chicago for PittCon, an analytical chemistry conference. This was in mid-January. We had a blizzard that dumped 3 feet of snow in a couple of hours and completely shutdown O’Hare airport. Every road was a complete mess.

Here’s some cadence from the movie Heartbreak Ridge:

Especially if it’s chocolate.

I remember Best Defense - that was hysterical!

I’ve known a lot of people who have worked at companies doing defense work, and heard more than my share of silly stories like this where the top brass were a bunch of dimwits.

Reminds me of this clip from The Pentagon Wars:

In other words, nothing worth downloading.

Here you go: