It’s times like these that I’m glad that my parents fought for years before a contentious joint custody divorce.

It’s not theft if the Fuhrer (or his lackeys) does it.

I like this excerpt from a Scientific American article at https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-does-the-brain-need-s/ :

Does it have to be money?

The Truly Scary Thing About Getting on a Roller Coaster Is....

Are you eating in a Restaurant that serves the public or a Food-Themed Art Gallery?

Well, yeah. Why don’t you believe them when they tell you that there is a Holy War™ going on?

I love the smell of murdered memes in the morning.

Fire departments and ambulances can charge callers of false calls and pranks. Sometimes even real criminal charges are levied.

This is the mentality that convinces a government to administer G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate to the populace.

After many years of working on dusty, dirty, hair and grime filled computers I made one that would stay clean and operate as quietly as possible.

I dunno, that sounds like the whitest possible response.

If it has batteries and resembles any preferred body parts you already are.

Schadenfreude:

Just needs an oil bath and it’ll be as good as new.

Just needs an oil bath and it’ll be as good as new.

Almost.

I’m fairly certain that the only economic system that would be stable over the very long term is something that fluctuates dynamically in the center of the spectrum from full Socialism to full Capitalism with feedback mechanisms to push it back towards the center when public opinions change over time, which they…

Well, the only (capitalist)important thing during the holiday season is ... what is the resale value of your holiday spirit?

There are too many complaints about American financial institutions: 60 seconds of public accessibility to those complaints would crash their servers.