Notice that the official statement only addresses the ridiculous sci-fi worry that intelligence enhancing drugs were involved but completely ignores the TOTALLY VALID concern that these baboons could have spread a natural or laboratory engineered disease to everything that they came in to contact with while they were…

Truly the smartest hominid for miles around.

No one has ever survived a train job.

I have a 1st generation Nexus 10 tablet (over 5 years old) and easily replaced the battery. The hardware is still running just fine except for 5-10 blue pixels that have died but you can only see that if you know what to look for.

Except that almost every construction project in Europe involves archaeological crews checking every layer as foundations are dug because they nearly always find something. 

Weaponized Pringles cantenna repackaged for the testosterone poisoned.

You’d think that but America has a problem: it is getting old.

What disproves this and other government conspiracies is any government’s (especially ours) INability to keep a secret.

I want a modern update to the Logitech Trackman Marble FX Trackball:

I want a modern update to the Logitech Trackman Marble FX Trackball:

https://xkcd.com/1357/

Y’all understand that this ad campaign isn’t for us; it is for the brainwashed masses of conservatives.

Well, the religions of Adam Smith and Ann Rand were not in existence yet.

Also: the mere taint of association with Hillary “LOCKERUP” Clinton should be enough to ensure that #45's rabid base sends hate mail to prevent his appointment.

The problem with “Big Gubment” is that it has always, all the way back throughout ancient history, been about the weak banding together to protect themselves from the strong with ill-intent.

If you’ve ever had to do tech support for a grandparent that has no interest in learning (they just want you to fix it while listening to their racist rants) you can understand 1/100th of the ignorance that is sapping his will to live and devouring his soul.

If we are going to have any more of these Mark Zuckerberg gifs we need one to include the Monty Python cartoon foot:

Are you experiencing “gay panic”?

https://www.ifixit.com/Manifesto

I should be attracted to the crazy ladies but her picture reminds me too much of Gowron:

I got the distinct impression that we was smuggling something rectally and it started vibrating right when the photo was taken.