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There’s a big difference between “good driver in traffic not causing accidents” and “professional getaway car driver with racing credentials”.

Parts cars galore.

$800 is good for a spare parts car. If you are luck you can drive it home to park it for eternity. 

They also sell all of their pressurized refills on their own website.

Soylent Green is made of nazis.

Change his name to “Big Scary Black Man” and run just to troll the white supremacists.

Diarrhea.

Everyone needs to shut up and worship Free Market Capitalism as our Lord and Savior.

A version with WORDS rather than facial expressions that are often completely imperceptible to autism spectrum children would have been very good.

Please post more stories like this.

An idiot shall soon be parted from their money.

Metals retain radioactivity longer than organic materials. This is unfortunate for thieves because those metal items are the one less likely to degrade and rot while retaining value over the long term.

I like Occam’s Razor (just general stupidity + odds)

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Also: hide a motion activated video camera to see which of your shithead neighbors vandalize it.

ALSO: we (the left) are going to need to arm and train ourselves in the operation of firearms.

Sadly, this is the main philosophy of the current POTUS.